Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas
WildGorillaMan
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Pointless story: Years ago, when I was young and penniless - as opposed to old and penniless - I somehow got subscribed to a finance newsletter I’d get in the mail every week
In retrospect, knowing what I know now it was clearly a 50/50 scam
SIGINT #808 from SBIRS GEO-5 (EYES ONLY)
1. Secret Cage of Stardust
2. Misty Arena
3. Anti-Egg
ok this would END me
accusatory: who do you think you are
psychiatric: who do you think you are
philosophical: who do you think you are
But as I said, I was broke, so when they called to close me I had the perfect objection, so the guy on the phone moved on to easier pickings
Only those who go too far, etc…
[laughingly]: I don’t deserve this
[lightly]: I don’t deserve this
[neutrally]: I don’t deserve this
[resentfully]: I don’t deserve this
[angrily]: I don’t deserve this