MΔnawatia a Matariki to my Aotearoa New Zealand friends on here! May this new year bring you the thing you've been hoping for... in November.
International football tournaments or a reminder just how pathetic our national anthem is.
"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
Also from the long term NZ POV: we used to be happy to escape with a draw from an England tour. These days, we can reasonably expect at least one win, if not a challenge for the series.
Thanks to two captains who will *never* take credit for the way they transformed this team.
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Misunderestimate Matt Henry at your own peril.
#BestSeriesOfThemAll
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This account refuses to acknowledge or even comment on the Men's Football World Cup. Have to say I am mildly amused at all the whingeing about the time difference though. Ever tried (and promptly regretted) watching the Ashes in Australia? Or NZ cricket in general?
#OhYouSweetSummerChildren
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