Describe your sex life in four Pokemon moves.
-Charm
-Helping Hand
-Bite
-Soak
Lick, bite or spank first? 🔥
whoops, smothered ya
my girlfriend has a habit of snapping photos of me doing mundane things, like using wd40 to fix a stuck drawer on my altar table. she swears there are no ulterior motives...
It's finally hung
meeting SCA folks at the Ace Hardware chain section is such typical ren faire type queer behavior bless my gay tranny life
partner thought this would go hard and it was right