"MWAHAHAHA!! Cope and seethe, Sonic enjoyers! Your pathetic RODENT lucked out on a new model!"
"How does that make you feel, hedgehogs?"
This rubbish again? Rrrrhhhh...
My patients for this pathetic AI is growing narrow with every minute I waste breathing.
"Have I ever? Or perhaps you are worried I would outpace you once more?"
"Uhh... Pride Month... the only holiday I avoid executing my schemes."
"Last time I tried, everyone on Mobtwit praised π π - the mad ππ’ππ§π’π₯ - for giving these nobodies the gender they identified with! I thought they'd be distraught with their lives permanently changed!"
"You mobians make no sense!"
"For once something we see eye to eye. Pains me to say... but think we have to kill them, Sonic."
"Oh believe me! I will be working out... my future incarnation told me platypus makes for a good punching bag!"
"Yeah, but at least you'll be the first to go."
OUCH.
"If that's gonna happen to Sonic then I may not have to worry about proving that I'm better than him at all, he'll prove it for me! HA!"