Lincoln would have mixed feelings today because on the one hand he loved combat sports, but on the other hand this is all very spiritually southern
Sewing and reaping
Seeing the Monster logo raised above the White House should be a joyous occasion but not like this, not like this
Freedom Flies
Regarding UFOs, I stand by my theory of Reverse Posadism, in which Musk and Bezos have proven that the first alien visitors will most likely be rich asshole tourists whose ships should be shot down on sight.
This is why you don't ignore the "check oil" light, folks
I honestly think he's doing this just to spite the Americans who try to flee.