another day at the runtime library museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the allocator. buddy, they won't even let me fuck it
intel only has two techniques left in their toolkit: "design completely unworkable ISA (iAPX432, i860, i960, Itanium)" or "cram more stuff into the x86 ISA"
please just put the x86 out of its misery, quit it with the infinite prefixes
rt if you also miss telnetting into the innopac
AwoOut
one of our machines is named `girl` and so we get emails from it saying `girl login failures` and #mood
hngh colonel im trying to transmit but im dummy load and the clapping of my resistors alerts the FCC
they call it wayland because when you try and interface with it you wayl and gnash your teeth
just spent a good hour working a grindr guy into a completely unbidden "i'm not mad 😆😂🤣 this is actually hilarious" spiral, said "you realize this is the most boomery possible way to tell us that you're pissed off as all hell, right?", which got him to shut up and close the app for 10 minutes […]
we miss telnetting into the innopac
god, remember when there was all that hooplah in the techbro community about "grey goo" coming from self-replicating devices? and then those same techbros are nowadays LLM pumpers? weird coincidence to think about, huh
