My husband was fully concerned I was going to fall in love with a gorgeous enby burlesque performer last night and friends let me tell you his concerns were well founded
I am always mildly amused when venues choose "ladies" and "men" for their bathroom signage and not one of the other possible combos
Just reminiscing about how I successfully trained a dog to not cross the street unless I said so, even if I wasn't there, but couldn't convince her not to leave the yard without me if the gate fell open.
Disabilities cost money in weird ways. I *can* lift 2 cu ft of dirt but I will regret it; buying 1 cu ft bags costs a fair bit more per.
I have identified a male and a female hummingbird who spend a lot of time in a specific tree in my neighbor's yard and have come to my feeder. How do I convince her to build her next impossibly tiny nest in my yard? My aesthetic ideal for this space is "pollinator oasis."
There's a lawyer here in town named Eric Roy whose ads go "Call your boy Eric Roy," and as someone who refuses to think of anyone as "my boy" no sir I will not.
It's a good thing I don't live near DC anymore because I *would* be getting arrested for wearing my Creature from the Black Lagoon rash guard in the reflecting pool and menacing tourists
Why is unglazed terra cotta against styrofoam the worst sensory hell
"be beige not rainbow" may be the most on the nose and what everyone will focus on, but the words that actually stand out and terrify me are "no dividing kids from parents" and "not activists and homeless".
anyway the thread has info on board meeting attendance and empty board seats if you're mad
I seldom infantilize my husband, but I do apply sunscreen to him like he's a recalcitrant toddler.
