Okay, NOW it asks me to confess to the crime. Well, it’s the robot lawyer, it probably knows best.
I appreciate that it thanked me “for being straight with [it]”. I’m helping!
Cautionary thread: do not confess to AI lawyers devised by professionally stupid techbros
He didn’t learn his lesson the first time, the Zuckerberg story isn’t some dark thriller or Shakespearean drama, it’s a very bleak slapstick comedy
Here are the Chicks performing “Not Ready to Make Nice” on Kimmel last night on the 23rd anniversary of them being right about the Iraq War and getting actually canceled for it:
youtu.be/Gc84Qk7f-pg
I conclude that for the next president, the first, most straightforward, and arguably most important task is to destroy X. prospect.org?p=139475
I started off with a pretty basic, if severe, scenario: possession of just under an ounce of cocaine. I was pleased to see that it at least used “allegedly” in its first question there.
Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot
One direct effect of all these things is that fewer children died when young and fewer women died in childbirth. That's going to be the barometer more than older people living longer — although as we've seen with COVID, shouldn't take that for granted either
OKAY, let’s do this, give the people what they want
(with many thanks to all y’all who tagged me)
NYAYAM is free to try, btw, you can just hit it up in the browser. That’s what I did.
OKAY, let’s do this, give the people what they want
(with many thanks to all y’all who tagged me)
NYAYAM is free to try, btw, you can just hit it up in the browser. That’s what I did.
This movie looks like it’s going to be ass
youtu.be/gM4LkaXwGuY?...
New unauthorized practice of law app just dropped
It's never not bonkers that human life expectancy was ~34 in 1870 and then* someone was like "maybe water should be clean" and someone else was like "let's…wash our hands?" and someone else was like "vaccines tho!" and someone else was like "uh, mold kills bacteria?" and now we mostly live past 70.
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