Alaskan. Duke Ellington fan. I wrote a book about mammoths. Now I'm obsessing over permafrost. Babies find me fascinating.
John J McKay
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I just ate the last piece of cheese in my fridge and it’s cloudy outside.
🎶 Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone. 🎶
TESLA: A shitty company that loses money and makes bad cars that blow up.
TWITTER: A shitty platform that ruined civil discourse and loses money.
SPACEX: A shitty company whose rockets explode and only survived thanks to government welfare.
WALL STREET: "OMG! Elon Musk is a business genius!!!!!"
“So how rich is the richest person ever?”
“He’s a trillionaire.”
“Oh my god, wow. A trillionaire. What did he do? What’s his deal?”
“He’s a Nazi who took drugs until his brain shattered. He has plausibly 100 kids to almost as many women. He’s building a compound for them all in Texas.”
“…oh.”
