Writer (https://certainofeventualfailure.com), musician (https://soundcloud.com/noplotr), photographer (the banner is one of mine), guy who yells about stuff online.
Jordan Meiller
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Already bumping up against “I feel like the numbers are lying to me,” which I remember being my biggest frustration with this game. The one I remember is bumping up Hadhod’s dex constantly and he still whiffed, but currently it’s Elegost having half as much speed as Idrial and yet he goes first.
FOOD
'Paella' Officially Joins 'McDonald's'
You'll soon be able to eat 'microwaved spicy rice' in your 'Happy Meal.'
Oh wait that’s Billy Shears never mind.
Finally done and watching the credits and saw “Billy Spears” and I have no idea if that’s A) actually someone’s name, B) an alias someone’s using for some reason, or C) just a joke someone took the time to sneak in on this game that barely made it out the door.
Right, I forgot Gandalf narrates all of the “Epic Scenes,” so they needed to do a new prologue with him to be consistent.
Continuing my LOTR GameCube replay with The Third Age, which for some unknown reason starts with a prologue that comprises entirely footage from the films and is conveying basically all the same information as the prologue from Fellowship but is narrated by Gandalf instead of Galadriel.
Next is unsurprisingly dumb and Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away are unsurprisingly great (though the latter was more complicated for me than I was expecting), but Exit 8 is surprisingly quite good. I think it's maybe the first good video game movie?
