in celebration of deltasoon have this nole i abandoned months ago bc i couldnt be fucked w/ her antlers
dess said "get owned" one time and she meant it
OH NO ZELDA WE CAN'T LET IRAN GET- i mean we can't let ganondorf get the magic stones
Can't help but notice that google is pushing wikipedia results even further down its priority list. Makes sense, 'an enormous database of quick easy usually-reliable information' is what they want AI to be, and they can't sell it back to you if there's a superior, free, and harmless alternative.
inbred motherfuckers got that Hyrule Chin
Luxe ❄️
⭐playdoe🦌 🔞
someone reminded me how dogshit Tears of the Kingdom's story is and now i'm grumpy
nintendo really just say 'dark skinned desert people who oppose imperial kingdoms are innately evil' every single fucken zelda game and nobody bats an eye
he doesn't reveal he has more magic nukes until the evil brown man steals one, THEN he finally gives one each to the other races. also he and his furry-chaser pickme wife stumble across a time-traveling descendant and their first impulse is the most suspiciously throuple coded invite i've ever seen.
TOTK synopsis: a dude arrives in a foreign land claiming to be a God because he has magic nukes. the one race that fights back is branded ontologically evil. the other races' leaders say that protecting his kingdom is the entire purpose of their races and swear fealty in exchange for protection.
