I can't make a good omelette.
You're now wondering how anyone can mess up an omelette.
Well, don't ask me. They come out delicious - but not whole*.
*I do not need or want your omelette advice. I could look up some tips if I wanted to.
Squiddy
Now, what's something(s) you can't cook? Dont ask me to bake a gotdamn thing. Everybody gone suffer. Fish is also a blindspot. My wife and most of my kids dont eat it, so I just never cook it. My catfish is good, but its over after that.