Undercover museum curator, actual certified doctor of museum stuff, accidental catalyst for change, educator, newt botherer, and spooky idiot. She/Her
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The idea that either of my parents would express any sort of emotion toward their children is so alien to me that contemplating this question makes my brain go bendy. 🫠
Will go wonderfully with that 5000 year old Irish bog butter to make an archaeologically significant jacket potato.
Modric is at the forefront of our minds today so it's only right to re-up the best tweet that ever happened.
Liliana of the veil
"Accidentally"
She said it in the way that was indended to show the man that she was more sophisticated whilst also correcting the small child, as of only the 'correct' pronunciation was understandable.
Awful old bat, but she did buy a pastry after she'd worked out how to send something by post.
Oh no, another Airs & Graces encounter! 🙁 In the Post Office a lady at the counter who had never posted anything in her life ("What IS Evri?") and a toddler.
Lady: "Darling, I can't understand you!"
Man in queue: "He wants a pain au raisin."
Lady: "Oh! A [exaggerated French] pain auuu raiiisin!"
