Is..
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
Hey there! You look like you like chocolate, Do you? If so what kind?
I've invented a new chocolate that will make my physical abilities better! It makes me stronger, faster, and I get better sight and hearing! But it wears off after a few minutes!
//i like how peaceful this is, theres not a parody of every character imaginable yet