I've invented a new chocolate that will make my physical abilities better! It makes me stronger, faster, and I get better sight and hearing! But it wears off after a few minutes!
Hey there! You look like you like chocolate, Do you? If so what kind?
Huh.
Usually it's like
Not
An inanimate object
Hey! Ya looking for someone?
Woah! 40 follower-things! Every person who follows me at this moment gets chocolate!
Welcome to Wily Wonkas.. uhm.. *checks notes* Willy Wonka's Wonderful And Wacky Candy Store! Take what ya want, Everything is only 1 silver sovereign! But it adds up fast, so be careful what you buy!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!??!!
//i like how peaceful this is, theres not a parody of every character imaginable yet
Willy Wonka
Is..
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
