I speak in GIFS. Norwegian/Irish. D-WA. Cynic. Atheist. Mom. Critical Thinker. Forensic Psych. Former Healthcare. Trump has Neurosyphilis. Here for information, confirmation and consolation. Jack banned me on Twitter, happy to be here. 🍻
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Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the tadpole, the wall-newt, and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets; swallows the old rat and the ditch-dog; drinks the green mantle of the standing pool
"Mr. President, we've received early reports of inbound missiles"
"I CALL THE DEMOCRATS DUMBOCRATS, ISN'T THAT GOOD?"
"Yes, sir, but what should we do about the impending attack?"
"I'M GOING TO RENAME ICE 'NICE' AND THEN PEOPLE WON'T BE MAD ABOUT IT"
"But Sir ..."
"ANTIFA PUT ALGAE IN MY POOL!"
What do Quentin Tarantino, Italian folk dancing, and this giant spider have in common? (something to do with feet, maybe?)
Let's learn about the weird history of the term 'tarantula'.
We start with the ancient Roman city of 'Tarentum', a former Spartan colony ('Taras'), today called 'Taranto'.
i follow this account obsessively and this is easily a top 10 cutest post office
Trump causes a scandal between US & Italy
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If there's a politician in America more totally full of bullshit than JD Vance we haven't seen them.
If Trump is the perfect encapsulation of our basest and worst instincts; Vance is the apotheosis of the idea that politicians are liars who will say whatever they need to advance their own power.
