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•Fairy Bitch •SHITPOSTER •Technically, Megan •Incredibly Stressful •Clout Goblin Princess •Here for the hot gay goss •Equally known and unknowable •Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet •LCSW

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾

First of all how dare you

7. People who do not value and respect art, fashion, design, theater, film, music 8. People who have bad taste. 9. People, age 30s+ who get into an ego-battle w/ me online, and then cannot take the heat that I bring to the table, so then I have to take the time to clarify that I'm not upset ctd

2. Not acknowledging the truth, which is FGB's flawless beauty, style, and overall je ne sais quoi 3. The chronically online who suddenly become illiterate, no longer "getting" sarcasm and sardonicism when a femme account is doing it, and/or they personally disagree with the joke being made.

4. Dad jokes 5. All viscerally graphic jokes involving body secretions and fluids. Bathroom and creepy-horny jokes. Also, bodily jokes about women made by men.

She does NOT get her feelings hurt b/c she doesn't care what others think of her. If she's defensive, it's because she knows she's v important & important people/beings are owed respect & reverence upon principle. BUT FGB does have a great deal of pet peeves & dislikes, which elicit indignation.

Tips and Tricks for engaging with Fairy Godbitch: Fairy Godbitch is a mercurial, stoic, matter of fact, & unfiltered narcissist. If you are combative with her, she won't relent in response unless she is bored or becomes distracted by something else, CTD-

Thus with the above mentioned in mind, here are the following social themes and faux pas which bristle FGB: 1. Puns, especially jokes that are centered in a pun, primarily because it is Bluesky dead horse that continues to get beaten to a post mortem pulp, which is a depraved and vile punishment

don't care, & never cared b/c they have not learned the rules of the playground yet. 10. Lack of clout, lack of likes, lack of reposts. My followers should be steadily growing every week, or else YOU, dear reader, yes you reading this right now, have failed me.

6. Men who crawl out of the woodwork to talk shit about irreverent femmes b/c one person (usually also a dude) out of context wants to argue, & so they too, for reasons that r "purely intellectual & not misogynist at all" must join in like a lemming flinging itself off a cliff next to its buddy, Joe

me @ my intrusive thots

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾

josh showers bring may flowers

First of all how dare you

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾