english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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— You're right. Your dog is called Max, not Wolfie. I got that wrong, and that's on me. I was pretending to be Janelle so I could murder you with a big spike. I can see now that that was wrong.
Apparently I was talking in my sleep last night about how much I resent being forced to upgrade to a new phone.
Child quote of the day:
COUNSELOR: There's no labels--
CAMPER: [indignantly] There are labels, I just haven't written them on there yet!