went to pick up the adult summer reading bingo card at the library and they asked if i want "the easy one or the hard one?"
isn't life hard enough.
FST
Sox having an "official emergency veterinarian" is so funny to me. is that for Wally?
among my more worms for brains parasocial beliefs is i think i could get every boston red sox except aroldis chapman and maybe a couple other pitchers to say trans rights if i just had enough time and access.
jarren duran (homophobic) home run (gay people love these) for the red sox (homophobic, celebrates pride night) against the rangers (homophobic, does not celebrate pride night)
god is punishing the rangers for slighting pride month
flemming has some kind of reverse gift of prophecy; as soon as he was like "i'm glad narvi is at the plate, because he gets along with the pitchers so well" and IMMEDIATELY some kind of pitch com argument ensued
this isn't true, they would presumably kill me with a baseball bat. but i kind of still believe it
i show aroldis chapman the genderbread person and he launches a 102 mile fastball cleanly between my eyes, killing me instantly.
