[She places a gentle hand on his shoulder]
Telemachus, my dear friend, I would highly advise you not to continue seeing him. Even if you jest with your commentary, I wouldn't spend too much time with Posiden..
[Just stares for a moment before face palming.]
Oh Telemachus..
You know what happens when you feed the ego of a God, right?
He does know what you've been through over the years with Posiden, yes?
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around what's going on.
So...
What exactly is going on between you and Posiden?
Very well.
Please just proceed with caution. Not all God's have your best interests in mind when they interact with mortals.