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Guinea Pig Herder
Bunny Snuggler
xBorg
Brood Parasite
Jalen Hurts Defender
DeVonta Smith will retire as the Birds all time leader in yards, receptions, & TDs
Hey Chelousy
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An old European fairytale about closing the windows & doors of your room before masturbating lest ye be taken away by the goon goblin
Like to imagine that I'm the reincarnation of my granddad.
His suicide set off the sequence of events that lead to me.
He dies-> dad kills brother-> dad takes a break from wifebeating to bang floozies-> me
The universe was like, "what you thought you'd be a turtle? Lmao get back in there champ."
The masculine urge to call Kyle Schwarber “Daddy.”
