Wife: you're doing it wrong
Financial adviser: you're spending too much
Dentist: you're brushing wrong
Fitness app: you're walking too slow
ChatGPT: your idea for self-eating pancakes is PURE GENIUS and will change life as we know it for EVER
His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis.
#AlgaeGate
Saw "Sullivan's Travels" for the first time last night. What an unpredictable and delightful ride it was! Between it and seeing "Casablanca" again last week, it's apparent I ought to watch more films from the Golden Age of Hollywood.
In my hometown of Houston this weekend. Have missed the impressively loud, sustained thunderstorms. Have not missed the 1000% humidity and the film of sweat and ick that instantly forms upon my skin upon leaving air conditioning.
I know a group of Call of Cthulhu Investigators when I see one.
Explain your @
I'm intrigued by Mithraism's place in the Roman Empire.
Happy solstice!
(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal”
SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,