I always get a bit melancholic this time of year, but truthfully I do sometimes wish that I could fall asleep and wake up to the sound of Every Heart playing on the TV. It would be 2AM, the early 2000s, I’d be cozy under one of those wolf print blankets on my old scratchy couch. Those were the days.
Oop… It appears rumors of my retirement were greatly exaggerated! Thank you so much to @wkdfaerie.bsky.social and @southlandtale.bsky.social for bringing this to life.
(Also please be gentle, it’s been a while 😂)