operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75
Your dog is very cute but also looks like a wizard got turned into a dog by a different wizard
project male hairy
they aren't teaching the eagles documentary in schools, barely 1 in 10 american school kids can correctly identify joe walsh
my Roman Empire is how the Appalachian mountains are older than the existence of both
1) trees
2) bones