Describe your last bowel movement with an album title
My Bluesky group chat 😬
Try to form a breakaway league in Europe, £2m fine pay whenever.
Illegal payments to players etc, £10.7m fine & suspended transfer ban.
115 charges, nothing.
Large sponsor pulls out due to Ukraine war, juggle cash to make stadium interest payments, points deduction pay Burnley £40m 🤬
So Everton bringing in Slaughter and May to handle the appeal, part of the UK ‘Magic Circle’ of law firms, whatever that means. Can’t do a worse job than the ambulance chasers they used first time round 🙄
Great innings by England in the Women’s T20 World Cup, let’s hope Sophie Ecclestone can take all the wickets next, wonder if she can play right back?
Myko singing a three year deal hopefully signals the end of letting players leave for nothing, from a business point of view it makes perfect sense
Chatting with a long standing blue last night and he told me he’s done with modern football, from VAR to the constant punishment of fans(especially Everton) due to gross incompetence/negligence of owners he’s had enough, what was once an escape from everyday life is now just knock after knock, sad 😔
Watched the Louis Theroux documentary about Scientology last night, eye opening stuff however I would now like to see him trail tricky Dickie Masters for a few weeks to find out what the F Everton have done to upset him
Note to self, don’t watch the Apple developers conference with your iPhone unlocked 🤦🏼♂️
It’s going ape sh1t responding to Siri AI
In relation to the Burnley owners voracious interest in pursuing Everton my mate has just messaged me simply saying ‘not very Christian that like’ 😂