Monday: “Kids, you’re banned from going online. Get your entertainment and news from TV and Radio like we used to in the old days”
Wednesday: “We’re closing TV and Radio. But don’t worry, it’s all available online”
Remember the corned beef of our childhood, etc. etc.
there goes every cool and informative drawing tutorial which has made kids *profoundly* better than I was at their age. there goes every play along piano tutorial, which miniboyd's music teacher often points them to. keir starmer is a sentient ham sandwich running a government full of clowns
that speech raised the real possibility in my head of 15 year olds having to use YouTube Kids for homework, with the interface designed to let four year olds watch Bluey
Love this. The deadpan delivery is spot on
When I was a kid and if it was raining my mother would make us stand by the open back door to “get some fresh air”.
This curfew malarkey is just nuts. What are the Government saying here? There’s harmful content so older teens can watch it, but only up to 8:30?
