Award winning security researcher | Microsoft MVP x7 | Google Hall of Fame | Music & video creation |
Hacktics and Telemetry Producer |
UK Immigration (family reunion)
https://soundcloud.com/umawing
Chris Boyd
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imagine walking into a security conference talk and mr blobby comes out
People only remember the big twist endings and not like the one with Dennis Hopper as the neo-Nazi being groomed by Hitler’s ghost
someone i did a talk for a couple of years ago got in touch to tell me that they looked me up in gemini, and (why are you using AI to look me up when you're EMAILING ME?! you can just TALK TO ME ANYWAY! online!! on here!!! somewhere else!!)
so sick of music software which makes a big deal out of "150 presets!!" but can you actually *listen* to any of them? no, the promo videos are the presets mixed in with unrelated sounds so you don't know which is which, memes in the videos, slick video, and more memes. just play the goddamn presets!
the *very best* way to make me decide to hit "buy" or not is some random guy on youtube who just presses a few buttons for every sound on his keyboard for 20 minutes and *that's it*. hire that guy
i'm super approachable! i'll tell you about my music noodling! and my videos! maybe even some security thing! and my wife! especially my wife!!!! NO AI REQUIRED
