get your Encarta ’95 CDs out of storage, kids, bc they’ll be coming for wikipedia next
brett has been working hard on this piece for a long time, and I am SO EXCITED for folks to be able to read it!
if you’re mario, any pole is a goal
to be clear i am talking about me, all of this happened to me earlier today
and also it happened 90 minutes after getting a rejection letter for a dream job (after three rounds of interviews). nothing hits quite like all of that in succession
having a real hard time deciding who has the most punchable face here
we really should get a mulligan on the bisesquicentennial when we have an even slightly competent administration