If you were to count out a million seconds, it would take you 11 and a half days.
A billion seconds would take you 31.7 years.
But a trillion seconds would take 31,700 years — to reach that point today, you would have needed to start counting around the time that neanderthals went extinct.
The CIA doesn't even try any more. They just stare at you like this.
Just checked and Elon Musk still can't get a boner or feel joy now that he's the world's first trillionaire.
Let's get something straight here Elon Musk is not a trillionaire. He could not produce a trillion dollars if asked. Modern economics is fake made up bullshit that constantly stretches definitions to make these freaks feel cool about themselves.