Con Funk of course distinct from Con Skank, the melange of viral, fungal and bacterial infections your body spends the next month fighting off in sequence after a Con
I’m used to Con Funk from nerd events but I’m at RACQ MotorFest today and there’s a whole distinct new funk for car nerds.
I can only describe it as smoking a pack of black market cigarettes, soaked in mushroom soup made with the mould scraped off an armchair that hasn’t been cleaned in a decade.
The announcer just said “keeping with our retro theme, here’s a vintage act playing the classics” and a cover band started playing The Killers
I wrote about our public funding regime and how we can make it fairer last year in Green Shoots for the Grassroots (page 78-90) docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Honestly middle Australia is ripe for “never talk to me” politics