Trump is taking food out of the mouths of babes so his buddy’s pool company can inflate its profit margins at taxpayer expense.
Satisfied that massive credit card debt and delinquencies won’t be a problem for giant Wall Street bankers, Trump is off to meet with the Speaker about his insurrectionist slush fund.
With family budgets being crushed by high gas prices, you’d think Trump would be doing everything he can to end the crisis he created. But for some reason he doesn’t care if it just drags on forever.
Rising prices are making people rethink retirement. Trump’s working on it by covering up what his billionaire donor and DOGE did to Social Security.
Trump Affordability Tour
Trump Affordability Tour
Trump Affordability Tour
Trump Affordability Tour
The price of food and everything else is skyrocketing, so Trump is helping by putting his face on a new bill that will hopefully cover a bag of groceries at the end of his term.
Inflation is now back to the highest levels in years. What has the White House been focused on all this time if not bringing down costs?
Oh, right.
Having solved affordability yet again, the President produced an unusual chart about how many buildings fit in a pool.
Things Trump definitely promised: no new wars
Things Trump definitely didn’t promise: that he won’t bring his corrupt slush fund back as soon as Congress passes ICE funding.
Who says nothing good lasts forever? Trump’s personal UFC ring on the White House lawn and the war with Iran could both be permanent!
If you’ve got $1 million in your 401(k) to pull out, Trump can probably help you with any cost of living issues you may be facing.
