Finally called him out on it and told him to play the damn game, this isn’t a tournament with prizes it’s all for fun. Don’t put level 9 bots in a game with people who barely understand the game and just want to dick around at a gay bar.
"If you schnorka schnorka schnorka bork a bork!" Clap! Clap! @schnorkles.bsky.social sang as he strummed his guitar. The doctor and his wife looked on sadly through the two way mirror.
"It's remarkable. Your husband's language skills are degrading at an alarming rate." Schnorkwife sobbed quietly.
The anti screw worm program was woke and gay. It had to go. All the people working on it were DEI immigrants.
I think during pride it’s important to remember bisexuals are the liberals of sexuality.
Make no mistake. When it comes down to it they will side with the fascists.
Nobody noticed because it’s a loud bar but I was like, “Dude why are you adding two level 9 bots??”
And then he spent like 3 minutes jumping over the stage and fighting nobody. He’s actually good at the game what do you even get out of tweaking the odds in your favor at that point???
Hell yeah
Every month there’s a Gaymer night at the Bullet and some asshole keeps doing real meta shit in Smash. It’s just a bunch of gay guys getting drunk and playing video games.
This asshole will avoid fighting and let the bots take everyone out then swoop in for a win with near 0 damage and all lives.
“You want this. This is the call to adventure. Take it you stupid fuck,” the Lady of the Lake said as she jabbed the hilt of Excalibur into @schnorkles.bsky.social chest.
“Bork bork?” he replied.
“Take the fucking sword, moron.”
Schnorkles spun his fidget spinner and went to his happy place.
