I was digging around on wikipedia today and happened to come across this very good painting of Fancy Men Bamboozled By Egg
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. A dog is a man's best friend. So Diamond Dogs is everyone's favourite album. NICELY PLAYED MR BOWIE
I may have been a bit unkind to Wayne.
I can't remember who said it, but there was a quote about criticising Beckham(?) for not being eloquent is like criticising Stephen Fry for not being able to take a corner.
Still, my point about your writing stands.