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Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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Fickle Filly
Told my kid that the place where they train racehorses is called a gymneighsium and now I have another meeting with his teacher.
OMG!
You're all doing it wrong!
Here let me fuck it up
🎶Twinkle, twinkle little star
Please explode and put an end to this madness🎶
I want friends, but I'm afraid they will try to talk to me.
museums are like “hey check out how obsessed ancient humans were with vases”
Fuck you. I'm hilarious,babycheeks.
When I'm not saddened by every fucking thing..
Open the door - check
Get on the floor - check
Walk the dinosaur - fuck off
Is this wallowing hole taken?