Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
Daniel M Ford
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me, seeing I have 45 apps awaiting updates, pressing "update all" and smiling as my phone becomes unusable, begins to emit smoke, i am still holding the phone in my hand, the fire of the phone is exposing the bones beneath my flesh, my smile is lit with hellish glee because i am finally free
Available for group chats about how awesome I am and how good my books are, other topics not so much
Sometimes I go into the deep recesses of my music library and am very shocked that some songs are on my most played list
Like, huh I guess there was a period there where I listened to Bright Eyes a lot?
This Dan is not that Dan.
Anybody else's cats got into Heat Nap Mode today? Cassidy and Vee have not left the bed since 7:45 today. I have not even gotten my typical supervisory visits/head-bonks from Cassidy
