Trump lies like a tax dodger.
Trump lies like a draft dodger.
Trump lies like a pedophile.
Trump lies like a war criminal.
Trump lies like a sexual predator.
Trump lies like a snake oil salesman.
Trump lies like a conman.
Trump lies like a grifter.
Ttump lies like a foreign asset.
Trump cheats and sucks at golf.
Trump bombs on and sucks money for his family from the Gulf.
When he takes out a driver from his bag watch out.
When the world learns that Trump is actually a gifted short trader.
Inner lining of every MAGA hat.