Actor/comedian/writer in Toronto. Words in The Beaverton, CBC Comedy, The Toronto Star, McSweeney’s, etc. Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant Mandy. she/her [email protected] https://www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlackwoodComedy
Clare Blackwood
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This week on my Patreon's Canadian politics roundup: Doug Ford wants high schools to skip the politics, Carney's playing sugar daddy for our national defence program, and the NDP has a new leader! Plus, a French polar bear! Il veut te manger...en français!
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no girls in baseball
she will get her period
she will be too shrill
— Haiku, Fox News, 2026
Listen, I don't know why everyone is worried, every Rockies player who scored tonight will be ritualistically killed and consumed by Max Scherzer during his start tomorrow.
Poilievre is 1000% crafting a post rn about how Canada will fall to the evil communists if Lewis is allowed to so much as look at Parliament Hill
THAT'S MISTER GEORGE SPRINGER TO YOU
I feel so lucky to have such a likeable, fun baseball team to root for, y'all. What a goddamn delight they are.
