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When did Joe Rogan turn into Vince McMahon
It's been a migraine every night for the last... Week and a half, probably. Which is a thing that happens a few times a year. I just get a bad run of them. But whooo I am real low energy right now so SORRY IF I HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY.
The note I get most often is "Joanne! No."
No one deserves this more. Andrea is amazing. Anyone who gets to work with her is lucky.
COME SAY HI IN AUGUST!!!!!
I write jokes like this for myself and my editors.
This is not a drill!
@bitterscriptreader.bsky.social has started a Superman blog that is going to be amazing. Check it out. Subscribe. All the things.
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In Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville, there's a scene where they first open the hair salon. The way I first wrote it, one woman says, "I hear Superman gets his hair cut here!" And another woman responds, "Do you think the carpet matches the cape?"
But OBVIOUSLY you cannot talk about Supes' pubes.
I have the Heroes Con fomo.
Sometimes I come up with a joke that I know will NEVER make it to print, but I still put it in the script to entertain the editors.
