Absolute genius line in this article, as survey results show 'active library members were found to buy 42% fewer new books than non-members'.
WOW, LADS.
18th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般).
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
There is a pestilence upon this land.
And that's why I use Fairy Non-Bio in every meal! Sprinkle it on salads, add it to casseroles and die happy, clean, whiter than white.
Something I think about far too often is when a magazine took the band Sugababes to meet Lionel Richie, and he announced himself into the room with the words "Hello... is it me you're looking for?"
HE ACTUALLY DOES THAT.