this may well be the defining joke of our era
theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
This does. Not. Happen. The government does not agree to pay defendants’ legal fees. It is not done.
They are doing it in the hopes of avoiding discovery, because they are hiding something that is somehow even worse than what we already know.
Bargatze’s next special will definitely be called “Make America Nate Again”
I was literally just thinking about this yesterday.
Why would the rich want to go to mars, a totally inhospitable planet, when they could just send poor people and prisoners there
e.w. niedermeyer
MARIS
Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
Yep!
Nate Bergatze saying he only went to the White House event because ufc is his favorite sport is something you would not be able to torture out of me. I would rather say I’m a Trump supporter and that’s why I went.
Sick if living in a Mike Judge satire shared universe
