Proceeds to tie the local talent into a pretzel.
Typical Zack Sabre Jr Things.
-you can ask him how it felt when I tied him in knots every single night. Or better yet, when we wrestle, I'll let you have the first hand experience, sunshine."
He says one last thing before putting the mic down.
"See you then. Looking forward to it, lovely."
"Oh, you know Walt.... I'm sorry... Gunther? You can ask your Ring General himself about facing me. There was a time that Europe was dominated by Zack Sabre Jr vs Gunther."
He gives a smirk as he gets back on the microphone.
"And while I can admit that we went back and forth in who won or lost,-
CONFIRMED MATCH!
We can announce that @kaiserdemands.bsky.social will face off against @britishfrontman.bsky.social on #BRWCoronation!
While Kaiser is an illegitimate champion - the company have decided that the winner of this bout shall walk away with the Interplanetary Title!
-didn't earn. Who are you, Triple H? You want actual competition well..."
He gives a bit of a smirk.
"Here I am, the greatest technical wrestler on the planet. So, how about you face me, dickhead? Unless someone else is taking the jump already?"
Cue the tron as the Frontman of TMDK comes out, holding a mic.
"Stealing a phrase from Billy No Brains here but Holy Hell. Look who it is. It's Ludwig Kaiser. Lovely, ain't he?"
The Technical Wizard gives a bit of a smirk as he looks out.
"Says a lot of things too while he has a title that he-
"You've got the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Simply lovely, isn't it?"
BRW is excited to announce that we’ve signed @britishfrontman.bsky.social as a wrestler!
A true master of wrestling technique and British strong style will surely shake-up our growing roster!
ʀᴇᴄʀᴜɪᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏsᴛ
❤️ - to be considered for joining the BRW roster!
If you are accepted you’ll be added to a discord server and to the roster list starter pack.
“IS THAT FUCKING ZACK SABRE JR!?”
“𝑰𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑳𝑼𝑫𝑾𝑰𝑮 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑹⁉️”
“THEY HAVE GUYS FROM NEW JAPAN 𝑨𝑵𝑫 WWE!?”
