“So if you put a tomato in a blender…”
[base hit, brief discussion of the game]
“… So if you put a tomato in the blender.. that’s a fruit… so is that a smoothie?”
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
lauren
Brian Grubb
normal guy: hey man how’s it going
Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler
you let steve bannon take a dip in your pool one time
This is worse than anything in The Silence of the Lambs
apparently he is in Romania
The World Cup has millions of people SO hyped to be in America and this administration isn’t celebrating that because they think diversity is gay or something
“Stirring it releases more Gatorade scent” engraved on an elegant, white marble headstone
