The man in the car next to me is potentially dead as he hasn't moved since we got here. Ah no it's okay, he's just opened the door. And it's not a man, it's a lady. The tinting was strong.
Currently sat in Morrison's car park waiting for the mobile one to finish shopping. Highlights so far include a Morrisons van driving into a gate, multiple loud conversations by couples shouting across the car park berating each other and many non-blue badges holders using the blue badge spaces.