🫡 Deliverer of Super Bowl 43, one of the best days of my life
Night turkeys.
Woke up at 2 am and had trouble falling asleep. Soon, I hear the unmistakable gobble of turkeys in the yard. Too dark to see but it kept coming - slowly creeping from one end to the other.
They’re not supposed to be nocturnal but these were.
Night. Turkeys.
Mrs. Doubtfire is a Christmas movie. You know that too, don’t you? Don’t you??
#StrangerThings absolutely fucking nailed that finale. Good God.
At some point in my life I dream of eating one of those cartoon level 20 stack of pancakes dripping with syrup and with a single butter square on the very top
This is how everyone eats hard-boiled eggs right
Anyone else gotten instantly addicted to this? www.20-0.com/r/vBjCtnL
“24 players in a single Mario Kart race is just too many”
Watch #Weapons. That is all.
Spotify: It’s a wrap! Your taste is like a well-heated soup. You listened to Dancing On My Own by Robyn for 17,214 minutes. Your listening age is E̴̡̡̨̛̛͙̩̘͙̭̣̫̼͚͖͎̮̦͖̱̥̩̘͎͎̮̬͔̻̗͐̃͐̍͊̽͒̏͒̈́͘̕͜͠͝r̴̡̧̨̛̟̥̭̮̭̲͔͔̙̯͈̠̬͖̗̥͒̆̈́̅̿̋͑̾̉̄͆̄͌͒̅̆̓͛̇͋͂̐̕̕͘͝͝r̸̞̺̰̥̮͉̲͎̻͐͆̃̐̄͆̄͆͑̆͆̍̾̽̆͑͐̍͘͠͠ͅͅȯ̸͙̳̮̦̫̎͛̽́͒̅̀́̽̿̿͂̿̔̑̓͑̐̌̀͘̕̚͝r̷̡̛̛̹̖͓̳̹͎͍̩͉̲̟͔̣͇͈̬̟̘̱͇͍̔͂͑͌͗͊̔́̉͛̐̀̓͋̓̋͂̆̅̈̀͜͝͝