Killing is easy (and fun!!!!). But killing killers is more of a challenge. Watch the instructional film, Predator: Killer of Killers to learn the Yautja method. And then listen to @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and I as we “kill” your boredom with this episode of @afterlunch.bsky.social.
Unfortunately, I can’t attend the UFC fight at the White House. But I do have tickets to the monster truck show at Arlington National Cemetery.
Huh. Apparently, you're not supposed to tip your proctologist. I guess I swallowed that silver dollar for nothing.
Unfortunately, I can’t attend the UFC fight at the White House. But I do have tickets to the monster truck show at Arlington National Cemetery.
I eat so many snacks, I'm not hungry for my meals, which I eat anyway, and also desserts, and sometimes just things I find on the ground.
Hey, even though he’s known as Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey, this dude parties all year round. Here’s Nestor having an amazing time with his friends at a recent Carly Rae Jespen concert.
Some people say Luke Skywalker wasn’t a great teacher but if it wasn’t for his example, I would have killed my nephew in his sleep ages ago. Thanks, Luke Skywalker!
I was surprised that the Buca Di Beppo restaurant chain went bankrupt until I learned who their head chef was.
I just drank an entire carton of milk before I realized it was actually a carton of cigarettes. Cartons, am I right? 🤷♂️
When I was young, I had no problem eating tons of peanut butter and asbestos sandwiches. But now that I'm older, I realize there's a lot of fat in peanut butter.
