Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
Rob Graham
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Huh. Apparently, you're not supposed to tip your proctologist. I guess I swallowed that silver dollar for nothing.
When I was young, I had no problem eating tons of peanut butter and asbestos sandwiches. But now that I'm older, I realize there's a lot of fat in peanut butter.
Hey, even though he’s known as Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey, this dude parties all year round. Here’s Nestor having an amazing time with his friends at a recent Carly Rae Jespen concert.
Unfortunately, I can’t attend the UFC fight at the White House. But I do have tickets to the monster truck show at Arlington National Cemetery.
Unfortunately, I can’t attend the UFC fight at the White House. But I do have tickets to the monster truck show at Arlington National Cemetery.
I eat so many snacks, I'm not hungry for my meals, which I eat anyway, and also desserts, and sometimes just things I find on the ground.
