in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
Custom airbrush van art of a denim-clad warrior gripping the pump in his white-knuckled fist, licked all over by flames of dark baleful energy, his head thrown back and face contorted in agony
Losing my shit over Joe Pesci's tiny little arms in this Netflix thumbnail
cait (and adonis)
no wonder being fabulously rich makes you a big time loser
im updating the classic "whole foods? i call it whole paycheck" joke: it now applies to every grocery store.
Naming my dog Who so that it will win the dog park. Who's a good boy. Thank you for validating my dog sir. He loves it.
if i successfully utilize this implement i will go mad with power
skills lowkey suck to acquire
maybe instead of sleep the whole night i'll remember some people who died long ago. sounds like an awesome plan 👍
Ebenezer Scrooge was pretty cool I guess, until he went WOKE!
