just my wife casually walking into my room to show me her new dress (it's very small) and to choke me while playing with my tits.
i'm gonna be so distracted during book club y'all
having the exact same horny post energy at literally the exact same time is how you know you're best friends
I really just want like an hour alone so I can cry and think about how much I hate myself in peace then I’ll be normal I promise
You mean like this no warm up 200lb sandbag squat set I did the other day?
someone tell me what "pulling a maddie" would be
my kid has a toy clock and she decided to name it Clocky so that gets to jumpscare me now lol
lmao FUCKIN NAILED THE COOK ON MY FIRST TRY TOO
MAN-THING vs. SWAMP THING, the mossiest, muddiest face-off of them all.
Mads (cryptid arc)
Mads (cryptid arc)
Mads (cryptid arc)
Mads (cryptid arc)
Mads (cryptid arc)
Mads (cryptid arc)
this is as close to spiritual as i get. i believe in the power of human bonds to communicate across implausible distances via dreams and the subconscious.
(its probably all just coincidence and post hoc rationalization, but what can i say i'm a romantic)
