Level 43 Blue Mage * PDX Area * Recorder Player * LEGO fan * Composer * Mental Health Advocate * Elder Millennial * LGBTQ+ * Sometimes NSFW * Tighty Whitie Afficionado * Apprentice Dom/Rigger * He/Him/His 🏳️🌈
Gav: Big AuDHDick Energy 🍆 (he/him)
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I get to top bestie tonight for the first time and my checklist to bring over:
-Viagara
-Cock ring
-Stuffed Triceratops for my Tricerabottom
Sexually pent up so apparently I’ve made homemade dairy free pizza pockets for lunch this week
My balls are full and really the next willing participant is just gunna get drenched.
Unrelated: stay hydrated during this heatwave
Not me singing “meow meow” to the tune of the “Kings Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow”’s scaling the cliff face sound effects.
👑 iykyk
My mother is watching a “The Office” style comedy series based on the bible.
If you need me I’m locking myself in my room.
I’ve been listening to myself talk in retail areas all day today and catching myself in mirrors along the way and realizing:
I’ve made myself into the kind of 40+ y/o that I was attracted to when I was 20. Unconsciously by design?
I have potato chips in the pantry and yet I just snacked on celery and peanut butter.
Please clap
Bestie told me he’d bottom for me if we wait till tomorrow and I’m like RUDE
