Jessica is an editor, writer, dancer, and smut peddler. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. She/they.
Trying to make "I hate AI" my whole entire personality.
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Jessica Zellers
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Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week https://theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-her-bunco-group-threw-molotov-cocktails-at-ice-last-week/
That’s dangerous! Someone could get hurt!
The Onion
workshopped versions of this included GO AMY KLOBUCHAR but I couldn't. I couldn't do it.
While many of you are likely yelling "GO KNICKS" or "GO SPURS!" I'm yelling "GO BLUESKY DEVELOPERS and the endless notifications in my mentions!"
Much of my terrific taste in music comes from bad ex-boyfriends.
Bad boyfriends and good music: name a more iconic pair.
but I never could get into his music. I have no ear for metal. He liked Iron Maiden a lot.
anyway I got the Bodyguard soundtrack when it came out. I was a girl in middle school
He was the kind of music snob who scorned pop rock. (Not like me. I'm the good kind of music snob.)
I believe he was uncomfortable with the lyrics, too. Love songs: not his thing! Expressing loving emotion in any capacity: Also not his thing!
I have been in deadline hell for the past, idk, 6 or 8 weeks. Too many projects. Just lately, eating fast food and takeout because grocery shopping and cooking is too much.
~10k words standing between me and a break. Hoping to finish today or tomorrow. *snaps on writing gloves*
I once dated a guy who played bass in a metal band. He had nothing but scorn for pop music. I remember him acting all aggrieved about Whitney Houston singing "I Will Always Love You."
I just gave it a listen after several years away. That guy I dated was so wrong, holy shit
So Handsome, So Good: The Reverend Boydog Story
By Revvie
